Volume II • Issue 11 • April 2005

Remembering Mr. Wizard's World
by Dustin Grovemiller

The last time I remember seeing Mr. Wizard was in eighth grade science class. The teacher was big into using videos (actually, it was laserdiscs -- how many people remember those, eh?) every now and then. I’m not sure whether it was just so he could avoid preparing a lesson that day or whether he was on to the trend that my generation was becoming more attuned to picking up info from media other than lectures. At any rate, during the course of the year, ol’ Mr. Wizard popped up a few times. And I loved every minute of it.
 
I’m not sure a lot of the younger readers of this piece might be totally aware as to who exactly Mr. Wizard was. Actually an actor by the name of Don Herbert, Mr. Wizard’s show aired when even I was pretty young (back in 1983*), and it was on Nickelodeon to boot, so a lot of people who are younger or didn’t have cable missed out on seeing Mr. Wizard’s World. This is really too bad, because Mr. Wizard was awesome.
 
You see, Mr. Wizard’s World was the premiere science show for kids in its day. Sure, there were equivalents that aired on PBS, but none could hold a candle to what Mr. Wizard was up to. If anything, Wiz was the Fred Rodgers of science programming -- warm, friendly, and certainly not condescending to the kids that helped him on the show -- this guy even brought you into his house (a set of course, but still supposed to be his house) to do his show. The kids that appeared on the show were like the kids from the neighborhood, and they’d come by after school to learn MORE about science! And of course, all the experiments he performed on his program were easily replicated in your own home, and you were encouraged to do them along with the program. Lastly, he was a charmingly old white-haired guy, and who doesn’t like those types? (I used to confuse him with a weatherman from Channel Eight, Dick Goddard, although Goddard really had a lot more hair. Hey, weather is science too, so don’t give me crap about the confusion.)
 
It suddenly occurs to me that I didn’t really have a point when I started writing this -- aside that Mr. Wizard was cool as hell and I wanted to write about him -- but I’ve got one now. The best science teachers were always the ones that made science interactive and fun. Simple enough premise, but think back to all the science teachers you had -- I bet only a few of them really stick out as being the ones that had fun with it. And for those of you who had a cool science teacher, I bet you remember him or her pretty well, don’t you? And I’m sure he/she was one of the more popular educators in that school, too. Right?
 
Anyhow, did I mention that Mr. Wizard also had a robot? We’re not talking about some phony cardboard stage prop, mind you, but an honest-to-God HERO-1 model. This was a serious kind of robot that if you had stupid amounts of disposable income, you could buy the kit and build yourself. I think that’s a good benchmark for the level of quality that went into the program -- the money wasn’t spent on glitz and glamour like cheezy special effects, but they dropped some scratch to get some seriously cool stuff for Mr. Wizard to have hanging around the homestead. This isn’t to say that contemporary shows that feature types like Bill Nye the Science Guy (who is cool because he IS a scientist, and God love him is geeky as all get out) are of lesser quality, but like most modern programming, all the production values seem to make it cheaper… less about the science, more about the eye-candy value. They’re working to hold an audience through visuals, rather that genuinely entertaining programming. When I was seven, sure it WAS cool seeing a room filled with fog, but it was even cooler when it was Mr. Wizard’s own kitchen, and it was coming out of his sink filled with dry ice.
 
 
*Although it appeared in reruns until 2000, and is Nick’s longest-running show of all time. Don Herbert also played Mr. Wizard on NBC from 1951-65, although for all intents and purposes, this was still the dark ages of science. You know, when the theories of the sun revolving around the earth and whatnot still were around.


Dustin Grovemiller continues attempting to relive his childhood.

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