Volume II • Issue 11 • April 2005
Boris Says "Is Good for You"
by Leigh Sholler

Is many things are good for you
Of them the world is full
And when you are having lots of them
Is make you strong like bull.
 
Is many good people in world
Is girl for boy and boy for girl
But is also some that are pissing you off
Is make you nuts like squirrel.
 
Is many good things for to eat and drink
Is caffeine, sugar and fat
Is also wodka and to be drinking too much
Is make you hung like fruit bat.
 
Is many things are freak you out
Is sometimes sneak up from nowhere
Is things that are make you to jump
Is make you curse like sailor.
 
Is things out there to make you mad
Is people for you to call asshole
To be dealing with them, you must to do it
Is make you strong like bull.
 

As it turns out, Leigh is very much a poet in a spirit that we find familiar and comforting.

Anti-Thoughts
Dustin Grovemiller		 Currents
Laura Goodman
From the Cheap Seats
Cousy Kane		 No Action
Anthony Eldridge
Pure Lard
D.J. Kirkbride		 Confessions of a
Dingy Trooch
Bethany Shady
Gently Wtih a Chainsaw
Leigh Sholler
 The Little Things
 Filling the Void  Hooray for Comics! 
Historical Footnotes    
   

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