Ninjas are caffeine junkies
To Ninjas coffee is like
Bananas is to monkeys

A ninja is best cloaked by the shadow of night
He gotta stay awake into the wee hours
To best his opponents through surprise in a fight

To do this, some ninjas sleep during the day,
And do their assassinating during night,
But some take day jobs, so that’s not the best way

These poor bastards have to stay up almost 24/7
So they drink coffee to keep their fool asses awake, so that
Daytime and night they can send their victims to hell or heaven

While many folks take their coffee with sugar and cream
Ninjas just need that jolt and don’t get all frivolous,
Taking their coffee black as the darkest ninja dream

Bottom line is that ninjas
Like their coffee really strong
They don’t mess around, suckas.