Krystal Thompson
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Krystal Thompson is an award winning artist, musician and Wii Big Brain Academy Master. She had died twice saving people from sinking ships and frequently feeds the poor. Once, during a sailing voyage, she was eaten by a whale. She is also humble, modest and breathtakingly gorgeous in most swimwear.
When she is not pathologically lying to the devoted readers of online biographies, she is playing with her zoo of pets, harassing her husband and otherwise making a nuisance of herself in her new home of Vermont. She believes in doing things the Texan way, guns for all children and better organization through the Container Store. Peaceful is the life that is stored in a plastic tub. She is not an Aquarius and finds longs walks off a short pier preferable to strolls on the beach.
In short, Krystal Thompson: Sarcastic asshole, junior curmudgeon and hypothetically a complete waste of space.
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