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Dustin Grovemiller

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Dustin Grovemiller lives in Columbus, Ohio, where he is more or less actively pursuing a venture capital grant to fund his efforts at being an evil mastermind (giant robots are even more expensive than you'd think). In the time between filling out grant applications, he is a writer and co-founder of the online literary publication the footnote, as well as a musician at Saint Joseph Cathedral (which is, of course, merely a secret identity). In a former career path that he mysteriously shunned, Dustin worked in concert promotions, and got to see (mostly hear) a hell of a lot of rock shows.

His favorite writers: Douglas Adams, Terry Pratchett, Nail Gaiman, and Harry Turtledove. Probably some Christopher Moore, too. Oh -- and Joss Whedon. And that other guy.

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Submission Index

Anti-Thoughts

Internal Editor - 6/03
Evil Dustin - 7/03
Celebrate Chucks - 8/03
Organizational Mayhem - 9/03
Reader Mail - 10/03
Chipotle Diet - 11/03
Body by "Do" - 12/03
Cannonization While You Wait - 1/04
An Open Letter to Alyson Hannigan - 2/04
They'll All Be Crying "Tony!" - 3/04
Human Software - 4/04
Attention Def... huh? - 5/04
Green Is The Color Of Money - 6/04
Increase Your Email Size In 10 Days! - 7/04
A National Hymn? - 8/04
My Hang Up - 9/04
"Caching" In - 10/04
Acceptable Affinity - 11/04
The Flock of Man - 12/04
Reader Mail Redux - 2/05
Hail to the Husband - 3/05
Hit the Deck - 4/05
The Dark Side of Credit - 5/05
Brushes With Broadcasting - 6/05
The World Game - 7/05
The Name of the Game - 8/05
In the Dark - 9/05
My Visit to D.J.'s - 9/05
Who You Gonna Call? - 10/05
Practical Potter - 11/05
Victoria's Secret Gift of the Magi - 12/05
The List: 2006 - 1/06
Define "Style" - 2/06
Bean me up, Scotty - 3/06
"And, has thou killed the Jabberwock?" - 4/06
Peeps Better Scurry - 4/06
Inevitable Wedding Talk - 5/06
Saving Throw - 6/06
Sports Affective Disorder - 6/06
The Trials of Bike Commuting - 7/06
Words to Live By - 08/06
Cursed - 9/06
Perils of the Haunted Hall - 10/06
Suit Up! - 11/06
In the Mood - 12/06
Violence Inherent in the Game System - 1/07
Let it All Hang Out - 2/07
Life's a Grind - 3/07
Beware! - 3/07
Worthy is the Lamb - 4/07
The Sporting Life - 5/07
Airplane! - 5/07
Ice Creamed - 6/07
Tie One On! - 7/07
Even the Nights Are Better - 8/07
Sleepers Wake - 09/07
Maintaining Radio Silence - 10/07
A Complete Write-Off - 11/07
How I Beat Addiction - 1/08

Transmissions from My Childhood

Intro
Tom & Jerry - The Ongoing Chase
My ThunderEssay
Let's Go, Voltron!
Oh Crumbs: A Look at Danger Mouse
He-Man: Does He Really Have the Power?
Turtle Power
Video Game Cartoon Combo Pack!
DuckTales -- Woo Hoo?
A "Real" Difference

It's Story Time!

Sometimes You Get the Blues
Dandy Jim Gravy and the Great Elf Heist

If I Had A Giant Robot

February 2004
June 2004
June 2006
When You Wish Upon a Giant Robot

Rant Farm

Hippies - 5/04

The Little Things

Past Your Primeval
Mr. Wizard - 4/05

Dustin also contribues to "Spolier Warning," "Hooray for Comics!" "Remotely Controlled," and "Footnotes in History."