Adam P. Knave

Zen Bastard
For every wrong there must also be a right. Every time evil strikes out at this world, good needs to come along and fix things up. It's simply the way of things. Adam P. Knave realized this at an early age and decided to ensure that good had enough to do. It's not always easy being the bad guy, but if he didn't do it, you might have to. Don't think it's all henchmen and swank hidden lair raves though, oh no. It is, mind you, it's just better not to think about all the fun you're missing out on being not getting to be the evil mastermind.
His influences: Hunter S. Thompson, Mark Twain, P.T. Barnum.
His superpower: Being a better bastard than you.
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